we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Randomize