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Actions speak louder than pants.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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