ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
50% drunk capacity currently
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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