and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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