i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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