Nicole vs. Life
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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