Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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