You're completely useless in the revolution.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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