So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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