i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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