she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I showed him my bush... on skype.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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