Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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