Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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