he shaved USA in his pubs
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
honey bunches of taint.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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