If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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