When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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