Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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