But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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