We won't sleep together?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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