So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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