i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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