absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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