Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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