she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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