But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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