maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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