Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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