Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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