I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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