He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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