he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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