god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Randomize
