Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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