You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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