I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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