People with herpes should wear stickers.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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