He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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