this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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