just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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