I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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