why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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