it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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