I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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