On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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