He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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