everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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