At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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