You're my little dorito
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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