How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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