So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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