gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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