so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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