i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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